Week 12 2013: College Gameday review! (signs edition)

This week was a fantastic edition of College Gameday.  Last week’s was great, even though we missed out on doing a full review last week, so it is a real treat to get two great episodes in a row.  Last week had really fantastic content, and this week had the best signs of the year without a doubt.  This week’s edition was broadcasting live from the Stanford/USC game in Los Angeles.

Early on, Fowler and the gang welcomed us in and let us know that Corso is 15-0, UNDEFEATED, when he picks USC as a headgear pick.  Take note gamblers.

The boys immediately dove into coverage of the Jameis Winston investigation, and I am already tired of this story.  The reason I am already tired of this story is that they are reporting more questions than answers.  They need to report this story when they have something to report (one way or the other).  The most important note of this story so far is that Mark Schlabach, who has taken the lead on it for ESPN from the start, looked tired as hell and appeared to not have slept in a week when he appeared on Gameday this morning.  Get some sleep Mark.  Desmond Howard immediately came to the rescue of Winston, as he always does when any player is involved in controversy.  I’m not saying he’s wrong; I just notice that he is always first in line to defend a player when they are accused of anything.  Since I have nothing of significance to contribute to this story (as if I ever do), I am going to move along.

Quick hits for today’s show:  Sam Ponder is nowhere to be found.  Absent from Gameday; absent from Twitter.  Could we be seeing the end of the Sam Ponder era of Gameday?  Wildly speculate amongst yourselves.  Cowboy Troy was back in the intro last week as well as this week.  Let us celebrate this occasion and not forget several gloomy weeks without a rapping cowboy to start our mornings.  Also, Georgie Whitfield was nowhere to be found this week.  Good.

Tom Rinaldi had a piece called “All Sizes”, highlighting many of the big rivalries between little schools.  D2, D3 and so on is full of fun rivalries with crazy trophies, and its always fun to see these kids out there playing in their own rivalries that mean nothing to most of us.  The even better part of this was that while I like to poke fun at Rinaldi for his beatnik poetry segments, this segment actually had a nice soft jazz going in the background as he continues to morph into a modern day poet.

Shortly after that, we got our weekly 6-man yelling roundtable segment featuring Paul Finebaum.  In response to Rinaldi’s segment on the small rivalries, Paul Finebaum appeared that he did not have time for these shenanigans, and probably believes that anything outside of the SEC shouldn’t even exist.  This week we wanted to debate the Heisman favorites.  The consensus was that Manziel is the best player in college football, even though there are a few debatable characters.  Paul Finebaum thinks AJ McCarron should be getting major consideration.  Since you are likely in shock from such a statement from this man, I will give you a minute to catch your breath.

Tom Rinaldi had a piece on the Michigan State defense.  They have nicknames and like to have fun and stuff.

Gene W. had a piece this week about the Skov brothers from Stanford.  This was this week’s typical mother/player segment which has seemingly become a staple of the show.  These are nice segments, but I feel they get repetitive at times.

We saw the return of the Jake Olson segment this week.  If you weren’t familiar with Jake Olson, he is the huge USC fan who lost his eyesight to cancer in his early teens.  The night before his surgery to remove his last good eye, he spent the entire evening with the USC football team and went to a game for one of the last memories he would ever see.  He also appeared on Gameday as a special guest picker.  These days, he is a long-snapper for his highschool football team.  Since this is the only position which is protected from contact, it is the only position he could play.  He obviously was not good at first, but won the job after many long hours of practice.  This was a tear-jerker of a piece.  However, his football team was on location today, and we were graced with the presence of THIS GUY!!!

Mustache: Real or fake?
Mustache: Real or fake?

Now onto the best part of today’s show.  The signs were everywhere.  The signs were hilarious.  The signs were offensive.  This was an all-time great day for Gameday signs.  Let’s get right into it.

There was a guy with a sign of Chairman Mao wearing a USC visor.  There was “Corso Asks Jeeves”.  “Even Lennay Kekua got into Stanford”.  “Kiffin owned a Blockbuster”.  “David Shaw bowls with bumpers”.  “Fire Kiffin”.  “Hire Kiffin”.  “Sports”.  However, these were the best of the day.

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For those wondering where Kiffin is these days.
For those wondering where Kiffin is these days.
Football is neat.  I agree.
Football is neat. I agree.

 

Impermissible benefits?
Impermissible benefits?
2-for-1
2-for-1

 

Presented without comment
Presented without comment

That final sign rivals the “Crap on me Sam Ponder” sign as the most offensive of the year.  The presentation might not be as great, but we still salute this effort.

This week’s guest picker was Chris “THE BEAR” Fallica.  He is a long-time Gameday researcher who has become a regular on this year’s show when they need to settle a tough debate.  This guy has a reputation as someone who knows what is going on and who can pick games, so it was a real treat to have him on the show today.  Also, we’ve had a string of pickers with little to no football input, so it was nice to have someone worthwhile picking games.  He picked Stanford over USC.  Corso immediately started needling the crowd hyping up Stanford.  He picked Stanford to win the national championship.  Stanford is favored.  On and on.  Would he really pull a fast one and pick USC?  He donned the USC armor and picked USC this week as he began sword fighting with Kirk Herbstreit.  In the process, he busted open his lip and started bleeding.  Whoever had Corso injuring himself and drawing blood in this week’s Gameday pool just won big.

Coach Corso injured in battle
Coach Corso injured in battle

Have a happy football.

Week 12 2013: Saturday morning college picks! #saturdayselections

Good morning everyone.  It is great to be back live reporting the most important news of the day:  people picking football games.  Picks are rolling in on Gameday, and we will be updating all morning with critical information such as Corso’s headgear pick.  This week’s early picks with Colin Cowherd, Lou Holtz, and others can be found HERE.  Have a happy foobtall!

Lee Corso:
Duke over Miami Fl
S.Carolina over Florida
Mich St over Nebraska
Auburn over Georgia
NW over Michigan
NDSU over Youngstown St
Ohio St over Illinois
Colorado over Cal
Texas over Okla St
USC over Stanford (headgear pick)

Kirk Herbstreit:
Fsu over Syracuse
Wisconsin over Minn
Duke over Miami Fl
Texas over Okla St
Baylor over TTU
Mich St over Nebraska
S.Carolina over Florida
NDSU over Youngstown St
Ohio St over Illinois
Colorado over Cal
Auburn over Georgia
Michigan over NW

Desmond Howard:
Miami Fl over Duke
Texas over Okla St
Baylor over TTU
S.Carolina over Florida
Mich St over Nebraska
Stanford over USC

David Pollack:
Miami Fl over Duke
Okla St over Texas
Baylor over TTU
Stanford over USC

Jennifer:
Duke over Miami Fl
Clemson over GaTech
Texas over Okla St (upset special)
Baylor over TTU
S.Carolina over Florida
Mich St over Nebraska
Auburn over Georgia
NDSU over Youngstown St
FSU over Syracuse
Colorado over Cal
NW over Michigan
Stanford over USC

Chris Fallica:
Texas over Okla St
NDSU over Youngstown St
FSU over Syracuse
Cal over Colorado
Auburn over Georgia
Nebraska over Mich St
NW over Michigan
Duke over Miami Fl
Stanford over USC

Chris Fowler:
Okla St over Texas

Todd McShay:
Okla St over Texas 31-24
S.Carolina over Florida
Stanford over USC 27-24
Georgia over Auburn 30-28
Baylor over TTU 60-31
Michigan over NW 27-24 (upset special)
Cal over Colorado 34-33 (upset special #2)

Mel Kiper Jr.:
Stanford over USC
Georgia over Auburn
Texas over Okla St
Mich St over Nebraska
Duke over Miami Fl