2012 Season: First half report card time!

Well well well, its about the halfway point of the regular season, so I figured it was time to send report cards home to the parents of all our football experts below.  I’m issuing a 14 point curve for everyone, so adjust the scores below accordingly to get their letter grade.  I’ve only included experts with ten or more picks because who cares if someone is 2-0 for the season?  Not me, that’s who.  Lou Holtz is off to a surprise lead among those regularly picking every week.  However, there is a lot of football left to be played, and most years championships are won and dreams are crushed during bowl season, so this thing is far from over.  I expect these report cards to be signed and returned to my desk by 8AM Monday morning.  That especially includes you Brian Griese.  I don’t want to have another talk with Bob Griese about your performance, because Mark May is not a tough man to beat heads up picking games.  Enjoy.

Ryen Russillo: 12-2, 85.71% A+
Lou Holtz: 25-5, 83.33% A+
Tom Luginbill: 29-9, 76.32% A-
Pat Forde: 153-50, 75.37% B+
Brad Edwards: 12-4, 75% B+
Dari Nowkhah: 40-14, 74.07% B+
Mark Schlabach: 8-3, 72.73% B+
Colin Cowherd: 37-14, 72.55% B+
Jason Sehorn: 25-10, 71.43% B
Mel Kiper JR.: 15-6, 71.43% B
Kirk Herbstreit: 59-25, 70.24% B
David Pollack: 40-17, 70.18% B
Charlie Arbuckle: 9-4, 69.23% B-
Lee Corso: 55-25, 68.75% B-
Christian Fauria: 43-20, 68.25% B-
Mike Bellotti: 21-10, 67.74% B-
Jennifer’s Picks: 58-34, 63.04% C+
Trevor Matich: 25-15, 62.5% C+
Robert Smith: 41-25, 62.12% C+
Desmond Howard: 41-28, 59.42% C-
Danny Kanell: 13-9, 59.09% C-
Mark May: 21-15, 58.33% C-
Todd McShay: 8-8, 50% D
Brian Griese: 11-12, 47.83% F (just because… come on man)

Week 7 2012: Results are in!

After another fantastic Saturday of college football, we had tons of picks, lots of winners, and a few losers.  Lee Corso went 11-2 this week, including nailing the Notre Dame headgear pick at Gameday.  Herbie went 10-3, with Desmond and David going 8-4 and 6-3 respectively.  Christian Fauria had a nice 9-2 weekend, while his nemesis Robert Smith went 5-5.  The debut of the Iowa Nice Guy went a solid 1-3; the same as Andre Ware.  Those two are the big losers this week.  Other notable appearances include Colin Cowherd at 7-2, Lou Holtz at 3-1 (Mark May went 2-3), Dari Nowkhah at 8-2, and Pat Forde at 21-7.

Mike Bellotti: 5-3
RIGHT OU over Texas
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT NW over Minnesota
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee

Tom Luginbill: 4-3
WRONG Texas over OU
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
RIGHT Cal over Wash St
RIGHT Rutgers over Syracuse

Andre Ware: 1-3
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
WRONG Tennessee over Miss St
RIGHT Louisville over Pitt
WRONG Texas over OU

Dari Nowkhah: 8-2
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
RIGHT Ole Miss over Auburn

Matt Millen: 1-0
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech

Dan Hawkins:
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue

Danny Kanell: 5-2
WRONG SJSU over Utah St
RIGHT LSU over S.Carolina
RIGHT OU over Texas
WRONG Tennessee over Miss St
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
RIGHT Arkansas over Kentucky
RIGHT MSVU over Grambling

Pat Forde: 21-7
RIGHT FSU over BC
RIGHT UNC over Miami
RIGHT Louisville over Pitt
RIGHT Rutgers over Syracuse
WRONG Duke over VaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Ohio St over Indiana
RIGHT Michigan over Illinois
WRONG Mich St over Iowa
RIGHT NW over Minnesota
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue
WRONG LaTech over TAMU
WRONG SJSU over Utah St
RIGHT UCLA over Utah
RIGHT USC over Washington
RIGHT Cal over Wash St
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT Ole Miss over Auburn
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
WRONG Baylor over TCU
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT Oreg St over BYU
RIGHT Cinci over Fordham
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT Boise St over Fresno St

Trevor Matich: 5-5
WRONG Texas over OU
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT USC over Washington
RIGHT Michigan over Illinois
WRONG WVU over TTU
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
WRONG Tennessee over Miss St

Brad Edwards: 5-2
RIGHT OU over Texas
WRONG WVU over TTU
WRONG Stanford over ND
RIGHT Oregon St over BYU
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
RIGHT USC over Washington

Mark May: 2-3
WRONG Stanford over Notre Dame
RIGHT OU over Texas
WRONG Duke over VaTech
RIGHT LSU over S.Carolina
WRONG LaTech over TAMU

Lou Holtz: 3-1
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford

Brian Griese: 2-2
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
WRONG Texas over OU
RIGHT VaTech over Duke
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU

Colin Cowherd: 7-2
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT TTU over WVU
WRONG BYU over Oreg St
RIGHT LSU over S.Carolina
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT Florida over vanderbilt
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
RIGHT USC over Washington
WRONG Texas over OU

Mel Kiper Jr.: 2-2
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT FSU over BC
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
WRONG Texas over OU

Ryen Russillo: 1-0
RIGHT OU over Texas

Jason Sehorn: 5-1
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT ND over Stanford
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech

Iowa Nice Guy: 1-3
WRONG Stanford over Notre Dame
RIGHT Iowa over Mich St
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
WRONG Iowa St over KState

Christian Fauria: 9-2
RIGHT LSU over S.Carolina
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT USC over Washington
RIGHT Oregon St over BYU
WRONG Baylor over TCU
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt

Robert Smith: 5-5
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT USC over Washington
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
WRONG Baylor over TCU
WRONG Pitt over Louisville

Mark Schlabach: 2-2
WRONG Tennessee over Miss St
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT OU over Texas

Matt Stinchcomb: 1-0
RIGHT LSU over S.Carolina

Todd McShay: 3-2
RIGHT OU over Texas
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT ND over Stanford
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue

David Pollack: 6-3
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT Oregon St over BYU
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
WRONG Tennessee over Miss St
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
WRONG WVU over TTU

Desmond Howard: 8-4
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
RIGHT LSU over S.Carolina
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
WRONG Purdue over Wisconsin
RIGHT OU over Texas
WRONG Stanford over Notre Dame
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
RIGHT USC over Washington
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT Ole Miss over Auburn

Kirk Herbstreit: 10-3
WRONG Tennessee over Miss ST
RIGHT UNC over Miami
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
WRONG BYU over Oregon St
RIGHT UCLA over Utah
RIGHT USC over Washington
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
RIGHT TTU over WVU
RIGHT Ole Miss over Auburn
WRONG Purdue over Wisconsin
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford

Lee Corso: 11-2
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT Oregon St over BYU
RIGHT USC over Washington
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Ole Miss over Auburn
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford (headgear pick)

Vince Vaughn: 5-5
WRONG Purdue over Wisconsin
WRONG Iowa St over Kansas St
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT OU over Texas
RIGHT Oregon St over BYU
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
WRONG LaTech over TAMU
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
RIGHT Notre Dame over Stanford

Jennifer’s Picks: 11-3
WRONG WVU over TTU
RIGHT Boise St over Fresno St
RIGHT Bama over Mizzou
RIGHT Oregon St over BYU
RIGHT USC over Washington
RIGHT TAMU over LaTech
WRONG S.Carolina over LSU
RIGHT KState over Iowa St
WRONG Texas over OU
RIGHT Ole Miss over Auburn
RIGHT Wisconsin over Purdue
RIGHT Miss St over Tennessee
RIGHT Florida over Vanderbilt
RIGHT ND over Stanford

Week 7 2012: Gameday Review

If you tuned in this morning for College Gameday, you surely had high hopes.  This is the first time Gameday has broadcasted from South Bend, Indiana since the USC/Notre Dame game known as the Bush-Push back in 2005.  This week’s matchup was for the Stanford Cardinal visiting the Fighting Irish in another tough test for a surprisingly good Irish team this year.  Chris Fowler welcomed us into the show before Samantha Steele took over the first hour on ESPNU.  This week’s outfit got great reviews from everyone polled (my girlfriend Jennifer).  It was “very stylish” and she said there was nothing that she would change.

Best outfit yet

We had the usual banter between Samantha, Desmond Howard and David Pollack before diving into a segment with Todd McShay to break down the Red River Rivalry between Texas and Oklahoma.  For anyone interested, he picked Oklahoma over Texas on Sportscenter this morning prior to Gameday. I’m sure is a big help to everyone now that the game is over.  If I can give my opinion for a minute (as opposed to every other thing I write on here), I still hate that it has been renamed the Red River Rivalry. Every football analyst is still allowed to call high scoring matchups a shootout, but apparently its not politically correct to call this matchup a shootout.  Plus its hard to say.  Maybe I’m too traditional, or maybe I’m just a jerk, but I’ll be calling it the Red River Shootout as long as I’m hanging around.  Let’s move on.

Desmond Howard had on a decent suit today, with a loud pink tie on.  He got the usual spattering of boos he gets everywhere he goes, but I’d expect a little more coming from one of Michigan’s rivals.  In fact, I was pretty disappointed with the Notre Dame crowd at Gameday today.  They weren’t very loud, didn’t get many chants going, and had no funny signs.  Apparently they don’t teach comedy at Notre Dame.  The ONLY funny sign is the one I borrowed from Deadspin, which I also feature for Desmond Howard’s pink tie.  As a side note, Jennifer was not impressed with Pollack’s suit.  She said it looked like it was made of felt, and doesn’t like the checkered-stripe pattern.

Presented without comment

Other things we learned in the first hour are that David Pollack is still riding the Beaver train; i.e. picking Oregon State to continue their win streak.  We got a quote from Dana Holgorsen about Lubbock, TX and their matchup with Texas Tech today.  He said “there’s a lot of dirt” and “it’s like landing in Iraq”.  We got a replay of last week’s piece on Manti T’eo and the tragedies in his life.  See last week’s review for more details.  We got some early morning picks from David and Desmond, with Desmond trolling one of his rivals and choosing Stanford, while David went with Notre Dame.

As the main show kicked off on ESPN, Fowler took the reigns from Samantha Steele, and sent David Pollack to go tweet with the rubes on the internet.  This week he was on the bus with Digger Phelps tweeting.  Digger was writing something on a piece of paper.  I don’t remember what it said but it was something generic like “Go Irish”.

Pollack and Phelps

Shortly into the show, we got a memorial piece for the late Beano Cook who passed away earlier this week.  I can’t say that I really saw him in his prime, but as one of the original panelists on College Gameday it is still a tremendous loss to the sport.  I mostly remember him from popping up randomly on Sportscenter, the Herd and other radio shows, and podcasts.  He always seemed like a funny grumpy old man who knew everything about college football, and seeing highlights of his old days on Gameday was a nice treat.

After that we got a quick segment for the Gameday crew to review their national championship predictions.  It was a big mish-mash of USC/Oklahoma/FSU so pretty much nobody is even in the ballpark.  We got another strange Tom Rinaldi 30 second piece entitled “Golden” about the tradition of Notre Dame.  These segments continue to mystify me as they seem to have no real point or story, yet we need to make sure Tom Rinaldi’s name is pasted all over it for him to get credit.  The only thing I took away fro this segment was that when I see the endzones at Notre Dame and how they have old-timey striping with no color paint on it, I just imagine the Notre Dame administration is still probably mad that the field goal posts were moved to the back of the endzones in 1927.  Right after the Tom Rinaldi segment, we got a visit from Irish head coach Brian Kelly.  I thought this was also strange, because it seems like he might have something better to do right before a big game.

We got a piece from Gene Wojciechowski about Oregon State head coach Mike Riley.  Apparently he’s a pretty nice guy and unique.  He rides a bike to work every day.  He doesn’t curse.  He has his team do water balloon fights, tennis ball homerun derbies, and inflatable tube sumo wrestling.  Looks pretty fun.  Also he takes his team to In-n-out burger after wins on the road.  His dad Bud Riley was head coach there as well, so he is following his dad’s footsteps and having great success, although his dad passed away shortly before the season.  Great piece by Gene W.

They had the return of Bald Man on Campus with Scott Van Pelt.  This week he interviewed LSU head coach Les Miles.  I have to say I prefer him hanging out with the players, because Les Miles isn’t as fun of an interview.  Coach interviews are always incredibly generic.  We got a reminder from Chris Fowler that there were lots of fans getting an early start to the day with Louisville vs. Pitt which was kicking off at 10AM Central.  Yeah, an early start if you wanted to sleep in at my house on Saturday.  With about 30 minutes left on the program, the Notre Dame crowd finally woke up.  They started a chant when Desmond Howard was talking, and I *think* the chant was “ROCKET’S BETTER!”  Irish fans: 1; Desmond Howard: 0.  The last piece we got today before the picks was Samantha Steele going to Notre Dame to play beer pong with the football team.  Not really, but they play a trick shot game on Mondays trying to get a ping pong ball into a cup of water, and they HAVE to get a trick shot done before they can eat.  She joined in the fun, although she never made a trick shot. I present to you Trick Shot Mondays.

Trick Shot Mondays

But now to the business we all came for.  We were reminded by Fowler that Lee Corso has never picked the Irish to win when they are at South Bend.  We were then introduced to celebrity guest picker Vince Vaughn, who played a role in the movie Rudy.  He had some solid insight for today’s games, and of course chose Notre Dame over Stanford.  But then when it was headgear time, we got one for the ages.  Lee Corso went with the Fighting Irish, dressing up in full leprechaun gear and doing a jig with their mascot.  A great finish to a so-so edition of Gameday this morning.

Vince Vaughn: Notre Dame fan
Courtesy of Twitter
Irish over Cardinal!