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Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls; children of all ages: Welcome back to our weekly College Gameday review!  The show was broadcasting to you live from Fargo, North Dakota, where today we will see the matchup between 3-time FCS defending national champions North Dakota State and something called the University of the Incarnate Word!  This was the same location as their FCS visit last year, which was one of the best Gameday editions ever, and this year was no slouch either.  The crowd was HUGE again just like last year.

It looked like a chilly edition (if you’re not from North Dakota), and Chris Fowler reminded us that the AVERAGE temperature in Fargo last winter was 4 degrees.  In order to make sure that Coach Corso did not freeze to death, he donned a bison-fur coat which was a thing of beauty.

After opening the show in such fashion, Coach Corso went back to the bus and we were joined by David Pollack and Samantha Ponder.  She interviewed new NDSU head coach Chris Klieman and they discussed how he can continue the legacy after winning 3 national championships before taking over.  This brings us to this week’s SAMANTHA PONDER OUTFIT OF THE WEEK FEATURING OUTFIT REVIEW BY @GAMEDAYJEN!!!  Jennifer said she likes this week’s outfit.  She said “I like the boots, the jacket has unique details, and I like the pop of the blue with the scarf”.

While we are on the topic of outfits, since we are giving this week’s style award to Sam Ponder, we need to discuss a significant setback in men’s fashion this week.  No no, it wasn’t Desmond Howard and Chris Fowler wearing matching suits again this week.  This week we need to discuss QB guru George Whitfield’s outfit.  Now I may have absolutely terrible fashion sense, and have worn some questionable outfits during my day, I am not a television personality or guru of any kind.  I asked Jennifer for an opinion, and all she could say was “There is such a thing as too many patterns, and George Whitfield has exceeded that limit”.  We saw brown shoes with grey pants on a plaid navy jacket with powder blue plaid shirt and a heavily patterned orange tie.  You may be a guru of quarterbacking but you are not a guru of men’s fashion I’m afraid.

And since we’re on the topic of questionable looks, let’s see this sign featuring vintage Kirk Herbstreit!  I’m sure I never looked like this in the 90s.

Other signs featured this week included “Who is FICA and why are they taking my money?”, “Chicken fries are back!”, and “Big 10: Bad Math, Bad Football”.  Another great sign was the following:

This week’s sign winner had to be this gentlemen who was incredibly proud of his mullet, and equally proud to have Sam Ponder touch it

But let’s not forget last year’s top sign from Fargo, and one of the greatest moments in Gameday history!

Other quick topics include the fact that deer archery season opens Monday in North Dakota, the panel debated whether NDSU should make the jump to FBS (consensus was no), the Washington State flag made its 150th straight appearance today, and someone or something called “Babi Mac” made a second appearance on Gameday this season.  I’m sure I am not down with today’s pop culture, but I have no idea who Babi Mac is.

George Whitfield broke down Everett Golson’s improvement as one of his paying clients (yes he thinks Golson improved greatly under his tutelage).  We then reached two segments in which we saw Desmond Howard get FIRED UP big time.  Gene W. had a nice piece on Everett Golson’s fall and triumphant return to Notre Dame and how he spent 14 weeks working with George Whitfield to improve his pocket presence.  Golson said he was motivated to do do this because it finally hit him when he was watching Notre Dame play Michigan last year without him that the world does not stop because he was kicked off the team.  Now back to Desmond’s opinion.  He had the opinion that spending 14 weeks in San Diego working on your craft with the world’s best QB guru is hardly punishment for the offenses committed.  They finally had to cut him off because the conversation was going nowhere.

Desmond also got FIRED UP when discussing the Penn State sanctions being lifted.  He said he is tired of seeing sanctions against schools for financial or academic reasons, but then turning around and lifting the sanctions for the Sandusky scandal.  Kirk disagreed strongly, citing the fact that everyone involved in the program is now gone from Penn State.  I thought this would come to blows.

If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop down for an editorial here (as opposed to whatever the rest of this nonsense is).  Our panel of Gameday hosts got into a discussion about LSU’s Leonard Fournette doing the Heisman pose after scoring a touchdown against Sam Houston State University last week.  Comparisons were made to Desmond Howard’s legendary pose, and they felt the need to kick SHSU in the crotch for about three minutes.  I like to think of myself as the Paul Finebaum of the Southland Conference (is that weird?), so that hurt.  However, my beef here is with Leonard Fournette’s Heisman pose.  Is there nobody who can do the Heisman pose properly in this world?  Has anyone actually looked at the statue before?  The Heisman trophy has two feet on the ground.

THIS

IS NOT THIS

Whatever.  Now that I’ve wasted 45 seconds more of your life, let’s get back to Gameday.  Today’s chef of the day was Dr. David Newman.  Doctor of meat I guess?  He was making kabobs of some sort with yellow squash and green peppers for a NDSU colored meal.

This week’s overly casual roundtable segment where they leave the desk and go sit in chairs ten feet away was pretty much a segment to kick the Big 10 in the crotch for last week’s performance.  Desmond was suspiciously silent.  They looked at Big 10 point spreads this week, and it became clear that Herbie and Des don’t really know how point spreads work.  Has anyone else noticed how much ESPN has pushed gambling lines this year?  They have an entire ESPNU show on Fridays dedicated to it, and highlight the spread when breaking down all the matchups this year.  Weird.

Tom Rinaldi had a lovely piece on Marshall QB Rakeem Cato.  He came from the Liberty City neighborhood of Miami, and lived in public housing with 9 other children under the same roof.  His mother died when he was 13, and he lived through high school staying at football teammate’s houses.  He was determined to make it out of such a setting, and was able to be the first in his family to go to college by attending Marshall and leading the Thundering Herd to a bowl win last year.  His coach, Doc Holliday, said that he is an example for any kid who thinks there is no hope.  Inspiring stuff.

Bald Man on Campus was back, and SVP chilled with Todd Gurly.  They discussed his comparisons to Herschel Walker and other greats.  Really hip and casual segment.

The Gameday crew discussed Steve Spurrier’s comments about how he has a rule for his teams: if you hit a girl then you’re gone.  The consensus was that they all agree.  #hotsportsopinions

Chris Fowler didn’t have a hundred dollar question this week, but did have the guys pick the Secretary’s Cup game.  In case you are one of the few who didn’t know, that is the game between the Coast Guard Academy and the Merchant Marine Academy.  Coast Guard was the consensus pick.

But let’s get down to the business at hand.  This week’s special guest picker was former NDSU QB and three time national champion Brock Jensen.  He had his championship rings on, and all I can say is BLING BLING.  Apparently the only Gameday guest picker with more rings is Magic Johnson.  File that fun fact away!

 

Brock had some good picks, and to nobody’s surprise picked NDSU to win big today.  In fact, everyone including Charley the Cat picked NDSU to win today.  Lee Corso jumped in a trailer containing Corso the Bison and put on the headgear to match for his headgear pick this week.  I think we were near a disaster, with a combination of Lee Corso hanging onto the back of a trailer, a mask I’m sure he couldn’t see through, a live bison in with him, and the trailer taking off down the street.  However, everyone survived and we will live to see you next week!