Week 4 2015: College Gameday review! #cfb

Welcome to the way-too-late Week 4 edition of the College Gameday review.  This week’s edition of College Gameday was broadcasting to your television set live in color from Tuscon, Arizona for the big matchup between Arizona and UCLA.  Whenever Gameday is on the west coast for a Pac-12 game, it is always an early start at the show location, and this brings out the best (or worst) of the fans on most occasions.  Maybe it is because only the crazies would get up that early to go claim a spot for Gameday, or maybe it is because they can basically go straight from the bar to the Gameday site, but comedy is always present for the 6AM local start.

Before the show even started this morning, there was urgent business which almost postponed the entire show.  The Washington State flag, which has appeared at 166 consecutive College Gameday shows dating back to 2003, was lost in transit sometime late Thursday or early Friday.  The show was almost cancelled by producer Lee Fitting as you can see below:

Let’s dive right into the sign game this week.  Strong contenders this week included “I LIKE SPORTS” and “I’m still drunk”.  I was surprised at the lack of Lane Kiffin signs after the rumor mill started buzzing this week, but perhaps they were just confiscated before being allowed to enter the Gameday site.  There was a massive amount of signs picking at the alleged minutiae of everyday life for our student athletes and their coaches.  Lots of Jim Mora tributes including “Jim Mora waters his lawn” and “Jim Mora is gluten free”.  However, the target of more signs than anyone else was UCLA QB Josh Rosen.  “Josh Rosen hangs out with his RA”, “Josh Rosen wears socks to bed”, and “Josh Rosen doesn’t even fast on Yom Kippur” were among the many featured.  However this week’s co-signs of the week are a little bit edgier that we usually see on Gameday.

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Courtesy Reddit user striking_gently
Courtesy Reddit user striking_gently
For some unknown reason, there was a point early in the show where the crew was discussing the Rutgers/Kansas game.  I only point this out because none of the Gameday hosts knew who the head coach of Kansas was except Rece Davis.  Poor Clint Bowen.

The Sam Ponder outfit of the week was a hit in our household this week.  Jennifer gave it big props, so let us know what you think.

Tom Rinaldi presented us this week’s touching piece about teams surprising some of their walk-ons with scholarships in different ways.  This was pretty much a recycled segment from last season on the same subject, but I would be perfectly fine if they did one of these segments every year.  Those of you who may have read my reviews before know I love to bag on Tom Rinaldi for sensationalizing certain pieces (see last week’s Lawrence Phillips piece) but seeing walk-ons get scholarships certainly gives me the warm fuzzies.

Speaking of Tom Rinaldi, he and Gene W. did a quick piece on football players and their use of the ice bath.  I point this out because not only did we get both of them shirtless, they went into an ice bath and then Tom Rinaldi disappeared as the crowd around him jumped in.  We may never see him again judging by the full video.

Today we got to revisit the inspiring story of USC deep snapper Jake Olsen.  In case you’re new to the show, he had been featured in Gameday as a 12 year old USC fan who was going to lose his eyes to cancer.  He had appeared as a special guest picker posting a 6-4 record picking with Corso and the boys.  He had appeared as the only blind high school deep snapper I’ve ever heard of.  And today he appeared as the newest addition to the USC roster as a deep snapper.  He hasn’t gotten play time yet, but it is a pretty darn cool story with how much he has accomplished.  He is playing major college football without the sense of sight.  I am laying on a couch eating ice cream while blogging.  It is pretty much the same thing I guess.

Gameday did a feature on LSU running back and Heisman hopeful Leonard Fournette.  You probably remember his most famous moment when he performed a Heisman pose while squeaking out a win against Sam Houston State last year 56-0.

Go Bearkats
Go Bearkats
This piece on him from today featured his story of surviving Hurricane Katrina and a tough upbringing in New Orleans.  The most shocking moment was when he casually told us about football practice one day as a youngster in New Orleans.  “That spot over there with the swings, that’s where one of the coaches got shot in the head at.”  All I could think is:

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Still a great segment, so check it out here.

As the show started to wind down, it was once again time for everyone’s favorite segment, #YOUHADONEJOB!!!!  Just watch the video because words do not do it justice.

When it came time to get down to the business of picking games, this week’s special guest celebrity initially left me scratching my head.  He is famous(?) Arizona alumnus Bob Baffert.  I didn’t know who that was until Jennifer told me he was the trainer of Triple Crown winner American Pharoah.  He arrived on a private jet, so he must be doing well in life.  He seemed to have little idea of what is going on in football, and mostly picked games based on a friend or relative who went to a school.  To nobody’s surprise he picked Arizona to win today.  David Pollack had gone with Arizona earlier in the show, and Desmond Howard agreed.  When it came time for Coach Corso to make his pick, he cut to a shot of American Pharoah picking the game and taking UCLA.  To my knowledge that is the first time a horse has picked games on Gameday, but I will follow up on that research later.  Animals must stick together because Charley the Cat went with UCLA as well, while Jennifer and Coach Corso both took Arizona in today’s featured game.  This was the first time Corso has ever picked Arizona as his headgear selection, so this is quite a historical day.

Enjoy your night and have a happy football!

Corso picks Arizona!
Corso picks Arizona! Courtesy @CollegeGameday

Week 4 2015: Saturday morning college picks! #cfb #cfbpicks

Good morning to all college football fans and degenerate gamblers.  Its great to have you join us here as Saturday morning college picks come in.  We have a handful already, and we will be updating all morning and into the afternoon as more picks and predictions come in.  Check back later for a full slate of College Gameday picks, SEC Nation, and whoever else shows up as the games get started!

Lee Corso:
Rutgers over Kansas
Oregon over Utah
USC over Ariz St
Tennessee over Florida
Michigan over BYU
GaTech over Duke
TAMU over Arkansas (by 2)
Miss St over Auburn
Mizzou over Kentucky
Texas over Okla St
TCU over TTU
Arizona over UCLA

American Pharoah:
UCLA over Arizona

Kirk Herbstreit:
LSU over Syracuse
Rutgers over Kansas
Auburn over Miss St
TAMU over Arkansas
TTU over TCU
Okla St over Texas
Oregon over Utah
Ariz St over USC
Tennessee over Florida
Michigan over BYU
GaTech over Duke
Kentucky over Mizzou

Desmond Howard:
Kansas over Rutgers
Auburn over Miss St
TAMU over Arkansas (by 17)
TTU over TCU
Texas over Okla St
Ariz St over USC
Florida over Tennessee
Michigan over BYU
GaTech over Duke
Kentucky over Mizzou
Arizona over UCLA

Bob Baffert:
Michigan over BYU
Duke over GaTech
Tennessee over Florida
Arkansas over TAMU
Miss St over Auburn
Kentucky over Mizzou
Okla St over Texas
TCU over TTU
USC over Ariz St
Arizona over UCLA

David Pollack:
Tennessee over Florida
USC over Ariz St
Oregon over Utah
Arizona over UCLA
St. John’s over St. Thomas
Auburn over Miss St
TAMU over Arkansas
TCU over TTU
Okla St over Texas

Jennifer’s Picks:
Boise St over UVA
TAMU over Arkansas
Tennessee over Florida
Michigan over BYU
GaTech over Duke
Miss St over Auburn
Kentucky over Mizzou
Okla St over Texas
TCU over Texas (close)
Ariz St over USC (upset special)
Arizona over UCLA

Rece Davis:
USC over Ariz St

Chris Fallica:
Texas over Okla St
Texas+3 vs Okla St (Bear’s Bank)
Miss St over Auburn
TCU over TTU 41-35
TTU+7.5 vs TCU
Oregon over Utah 30-24
Utah+14 vs Oregon
Alabama over UL-Monroe 38-14
UL-Monroe+38 vs Alabama (Bear’s Bank)
Notre Dame over UMass 38-17
UMass+29 vs Notre Dame (Bear’s Bank)
Marshall over Kent St 24-17
Kent St+9 vs Marshall
LaTech over FIU 34-24
FIU+14.5 vs LaTech
USC over Ariz St 31-21
USC-5.5 vs Ariz St

Dari Nowkhah:
TTU over TCU
BYU over Michigan
Miss St over Auburn
Texas over Okla St

Trevor Matich:
Florida over Tennessee
USC over Ariz St
Oregon over Utah
Arizona over UCLA
St. John’s over St. Thomas

Tim Tebow:
Kentucky over Missouri
Miss St over AUburn
TAMU over Arkansas
Florida over Tennessee

Marcus Spears:
Kentucky over Missouri
Miss St over Auburn
TAMU over Arkansas
Tennessee over Florida

Paul Finebaum:
Tennessee over Florida
TAMU over Arkansas
TCU over TTU
Kentucky over Missouri
Miss St over Auburn

Greg McElroy:
S.Carolina over UCF
Kentucky over Missouri
Miss St over Auburn
TAMU over Arkansas
Tennessee over Florida

Joe Tessitore:
Auburn over Miss St

Cole’s Top 25 Picks:
1 Ohio St over W.Michigan
2 Michigan St over C.Michigan
3 TCU over TTU
3 Ole Miss over Vanderbilt
5 Baylor over Rice
6 Notre Dame over UMass
7 Georgia over Southern
8 LSU over Syracuse
9 UCLA over 16 Arizona
12 Alabama over UL-Monroe
13 Oregon over Utah
14 TAMU over Arkansas
17 NW over Ball St
19 USC over Ariz St
20 GaTech over Duke
21 Stanford over Oregon St
22 Wisconsin over Hawaii
22 BYU over Michigan
Texas over 24 Okla St

Week 3 2015: College Gameday review! #cfb

After a hiatus last week due to some extracurricular activities last Saturday, the Officially Unofficial College Gameday Review is back for week 3!  Today’s College Gameday was broadcasting to your television live in color from Tuscaloosa, Alabama for the big matchup between Alabama and Ole Miss.

Let’s dive right into this week’s sign game.  The SEC has historically been a strong conference for Gameday signage, and today was no letdown.  Highlights this week include “WE WANT JACKSONVILLE STATE”, “Chad Kelly shaves his arms”, and “Make sure you’re on the potty before you go hotty toddy”.  My favorites this week were the following:

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Lulz

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I’m not really sure why

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This guy has it going on

Send this man Bitcoin!
Send this man Bitcoin!
The Sam Ponder outfit of the week was a unique one for sure.  She said she was already reconsidering her choice about fifteen minutes into the show today because a fan yelled out “NICE SCRUBS SAM!”  Jennifer said its a good color on her, but not her favorite.

Sam Ponder: Week 3
Sam Ponder: Week 3
George Whitfield was back this week to break down some QBs for us.  The only takeaways I had from this were his dedication to wearing tiny rosettes on his suits, and not understanding why every one of these segments is now done while walking the Gameday site.  I guess they just want you to know how casual they are during this segment.  NOTICE THE CASUALNESS!

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Kirk, David and Desmond in particular engaged in a somewhat controversial discussion about Florida head coach Jim McElwain’s sideline behavior last week with Kelvin Taylor.  While all agreed that it was excessive, David was the the reasonable voice saying that he was yelled at plenty during his career and didn’t think it was deserving of suspension or discipline.  Desmond Howard was highly criticized on the internets for seemingly trying to work up a situation where both himself and ESPN can take a strong moral stand against this type of behavior.  I may have not played a down of football past the 8th grade, but I find it hard to believe that Desmond never took a tongue lashing from a coach.  While most of the heat was targeted at Desmond in particular, I have a bone to pick with Kirk Herbstreit over his comments on the topic.  During his own lecture, he said that coaches like Bear Bryant, Bo Schembechler and Woody Hayes would never have gone as far as Jim McElwain did last week.  I’m no expert on Woody Hayes (or any other subject for that matter), but I would think if you are trying to contrast Jim McElwain with a legendary level-headed coach, you might not choose one that ended his own career by punching a student athlete during a game.

.There was a segment highlighting the quick rise of BYU quarterback Tanner Mangum.  This is a 22 year old true freshman who was the MVP of the Elite 11 QB camp (over one Jameis Winston), but went on his Mormon Mission spending two years away from his family, friends, and game of football before returning to pull out two miracles this year at the end of games.  Will he make it three in a row?  We certainly hope so.

Tom Rinaldi did a Tom Rinaldi piece on former Nebraska running back and current Kern Valley State Prison inmate Lawrence Phillips.  I know Rinaldi loves putting together stories to touch your heart, whether it is a tragic fall from grace or a story of overcoming adversity.  I felt this one fell a little flat, considering it was pretty much the story of a truly great athlete who had a hobbies including domestic violence, assault, vandalism, and most recently being charged with murder while incarcerated.  Normally Rinaldi’s stories of falls from grace have a redeeming quality at the end, but I wasn’t feeling it for this one.  Sorry Tom.

On the other hand, we had a more inspiring story of Laquon Treadwell’s return after disaster last season.  You may remember him as the Ole Miss wide receiver who seemingly scored the winning touchdown in a showdown between #3 Ole Miss and #4 Auburn last season.  Upon further review, it couldn’t have been farther from the truth.  It was ruled he fumbled at the 1-yard-line while being taken down into the endzone, while simultaneously dislocating his ankle and breaking his leg, which also brought an end to a magical Ole Miss undefeated season.  He is back after a tough rehab regimen.  Check out the full piece here.

Our new favorite segment on Gameday is called #YOUHADONEJOB and it features Sam Ponder and David Pollack playing the most ridiculous clips from the football week along with said hashtag.  Really funny stuff, so just watch the video here.

Nick Saban visited the set for an interview at the Gameday desk.  He talked about generic coaching things in vague terms, so the highlight was his response to which coach he would want to team up with during a tag team brawl.  He said Urban Meyer due to his success in coaching, but Kirk said Charlie Strong would be his leading contender.  Anyways…

When it came time to get down to business and start picking some games, this week’s “Bear’s Bank” picks were Purdue+6.5, UCLA-16.5 and Ole Miss+7.  Go call your bookie and then come back to finish this.  This week’s special celebrity guest picker was country music bro Eric Church.  While I have no knowledge of his music or talent, he was one of the most well-informed guest pickers we’ve ever seen on Gameday.  He was dropping so much knowledge on the Gameday boys that Corso eventually had to quit explaining his picks and just give us the winner.  As they went into a no-huddle-offense to finish on time, Herbie broke down the game since he is calling it and can’t pick the game, while Desmond and Eric both took Alabama.  Corso asked if he could borrow Church’s acoustic guitar, which Church handed over, and he started “playing” Sweet Home Alabama before donning the Alabama headgear once again.  Charley the Cat took Ole Miss in an upset, so this is quite a showdown we will see between Coach Corso and our cat tonight.  Enjoy your day folks.

Corso picks the Tide!
Corso picks the Tide!

Charley picks Ole Miss!
Charley picks Ole Miss!